Beni

dkls

Mon, 10 Mar 2003 06:07:09 GMT

ok this up coming week is looking to be the worst week of my life im sooooooo stress and shit im ready to kill myself i hate research papers god im so fucking tired of it and i haven't done anything but this was a good weekend i did alot of hanging out and law braking fun i suppose but right now i can't handle any fun so tomorrow im napping so people better not mess that up and at school tomorrow im not going to be in a good mood i know this for sure i gotta sleep

So Life Sucks, What Can You Do

Thu, 06 Feb 2003 04:03:03 GMT

Well there isn't too much you can do. I guess you gotta wait the shit out. Nothing much has been going on. Lifes kinda boring. Dads out of town right now, gonna be gone till sunday. This kinda worries me but I don't really want to talk about it. Saturdays ACT, this is something that im looking forward to. NOT! God this test is supposed to be important but its at 3 oclock in the morning. WHAT THE FUCK> I don't get it oh well. SSJ

Sun, 05 Jan 2003 19:09:09 GMT

Well todays the last day of our break. And the horrible thing about it is I'm almost glad its over with. It's been quite boring but I'm glad I was away from school. Anyways todays going to be a normal day and I plan on going to school tomorrow even though I lost my schedule but fear not I shall get another one. Ok now on to something that I find quite shocking. I was talking to my mom last night and she told me that our ever famous neighbor whos name I shall not but he is a 1 eyed hillbilly who doesn't believe in shirts and shoes and is workin on a nice mullet. Anyways she told me that he was arrested this summer for reasons unknown. But alas I know the reason and I think they are quite funny. Now the water company shut of his water b/c he had a large bill unpaid(which I shall explain later) then when he didn't have any water he some how set it up so he was getting water from his neighbor. He got caught and spent a couple weeks in jail and made some shower buddies. Well the reason they shut off his water is b/c he had a bill of almost $1500 now that is borderline insane. Here in St. Andrews we pay $47.05 every month for water. Now if you do the math (1500/47.05=31.88097.....) that is almost 2 1/2 years of not paying for water. Unbelievable....but I just thought I would share such a shocking story with you.

I'm Truely Crushed

Wed, 18 Dec 2002 06:02:56 GMT

I was just reading this horrible information from a certain internet site that has really ruined my Christmas spirit.
Check this out:
Because of the Earth's rotation, Santa has 31 hours to deliver presents, assuming he travels from east to west. Santa's sleigh moves at 650 miles per second (3,000 times the speed of sound).
Even if kids get relatively lightweight gifts, like a two-pound box of Legos, the sleigh is very heavy, weighing about 321,300 tons. Santa would need 214,200 conventional reindeer to pull this size sleigh. Add in Santa and all those reindeer, and the sleigh might weigh as much as 353,000 tons. Traveling at high speed, an object like this has massive air resistance. It's so much, in fact, that it's like what happens when a space ship re-enters Earth's atmosphere. If it doesn't have a protective coating on it, it will burst into flames. (God is that not horrible, can you just picture Santa, dear Saint Nick, bursting in to flames) Santa's reindeer would have made thundering sonic booms and then burst into flames almost instantaneously (Poor Rudolph,and dear Blitzen, and that wonderful Dancer and his brother Prancer). They also said Santa himself would have been pinned to the back of the sleigh with a centrifugal force 17,500.06 times greater than gravity.

I think I'm this close /----/ to crying. This is .... I can't put it into words. Christmas will never be the same again....

It's Almost Turkey Time!

Wed, 27 Nov 2002 05:52:53 GMT

Well today was quite exciting. Expecially around 4th block. Today we had a pizza party but that wasn't it. When I went out to get a drink and I met up with Christina and she didn't have enough money for a drink of her own so I gave her some and settled with a can but.......when I put in my money......it gave me 2!!!! That was great b/c free stuff is always good. Then the pizza party was good. Well today was the begining of the Thanksgiving break. I looking forward to this break but I really don't like Thanksgiving. What's so great about Thanksgiving? Nothing really. It just gives a reason to kill a bunch of turkeys and waste alot of food. I don't care for it. I think I'm supposed to go to my aunts house for Thanksgiving. I don't think I will. Its boring and I don't like going. Well I'm going to bed. Night

Happy Halloween!

Thu, 31 Oct 2002 01:33:44 GMT

Hm today was boring. 1st was boring, 2nd had senior assembly, BORING, 3rd really really boring, lunch was ok, and 4th was ok. Then this afternoon I helped my mom carve a pumpkin and that was hard she choose a really hard design. But that was cool. Tomorrows Halloween. Not really excited. I think I'll probably just stay at home and pass out candy. I'm getting pretty good at that. So blah bye

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPOQRSTUVWXYZ

Sun, 20 Oct 2002 03:07:31 GMT

Well not much has been going on right now. I've been sick lately and that wasn't too cool. I have had a revelation. I absolutely hate band and 95% of the people in it. I don't know what was wrong with me when I joined it. Today I was supposed to go to a parade. But guess what I didn't. Instead I went over to Heather's while my mom did the pampered chef thing. That was fun. We sat around, talked, and played with balls ( mine of course). Joke bad joke ok. Well then I went to Wally World, where Darnell made me shit my pants, which I enjoyed. Then I came home and played with Cam. Then I went to church. Now I'm sitting here reflecting on how bored and I am. 'Night'

This One's For The Person Who Demands That I Write Stuff

Tue, 08 Oct 2002 02:22:18 GMT

WHOA this has been a hard last few days. Lets see my good ol' friend Christina's been going through some rough times. Its pretty hard on everyone I think. But thats alright b/c we need to be there for her when shes down. Then lets see my pal Brandon seems to be getting over his break up quite well even though i don't really talk to him much but he seems to have found a new one so thats cool. And then theres Heather something seems to be bothering her but shes come up with this great idea of not talking about her problems or at least with me so i don't know. I don't care I'm tired Oh and I fucked up my big pointalism project or what not and thats got me really down I was working really hard but i got mad or upset or something and now it sucks. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF CUFjfFKRPHO

Yeeah! NO.

Sun, 06 Oct 2002 06:23:34 GMT

This weekend is a really bad horrible weekend. There is no way this weekend can possibly turn thing weekend in to a good one. Every thing has just been poo. I have done absolutly nothing. I feel really bad. Everyone seems to be hurting or getting hurt. That makes me feel bad. So does alot of other stuff so I'm going to bed.

SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 03 Oct 2002 01:52:22 GMT

Ok well I did type out a longer one but GAY COMPUTER!!!!!! ok so summary:

GPA=3.93
Class Rank = 62nd of 350
Band = Gay
Storm = Bad
Trig = Devil

Hurricanes/Tropical Storms Suck!!!!!!

Sat, 28 Sep 2002 04:24:14 GMT

Yes they suck and should die. Ok so I went to my grammas. It was boring. We came home today. Bored. Game Tomorrow. Gay. Good Bye

Omg A Hurricane

Wed, 25 Sep 2002 00:53:14 GMT

Today was another bad day of school. But not as bad as most. Mostly b/c of my 4th block class which is art II for all you retards who don't know. See theres this new kid in there and he's really annoying and no one likes him and of course he sits at my table. So we always make fun of him and do stuff to him. Today had to be the best today. Ok first we yell at him and call him gay and what not. Then one of us put ink on the back of his chair so when he sat down there was ink on him back. That was my personal favorite even though it was really mean. Then this same person put ink on the rim of his drink and this moron watched her do it then he drank from it and got ink on his lip and didn't know that that was pretty funny too. Then the same person again put a dot of ink on his picture then tried to wipe it off and got ink all over it. That was quite funny too. Then this same person put ink on the rim of his drink and this moron watched her do it then he drank from it and got ink on his lip and didn't know that that was pretty funny too. Yeah I really hate that guy,I hope he dies. Yeah well how about this whole hurricane/ tropical storm thing. Man ain't that some shit. Well moms playing safe and we're leaving tomorrow afternoon. Yeah we're going to HAWAII. Man aren't you jealous. JOKE. I'm really going to my grammas house in Baton Rouge. Yep well I guess I'll see most of you when this is all over. Good luck and Dog food. Goodnight

Now this is late night bordum or what not with buddy bs

Tue, 24 Sep 2002 04:22:20 GMT

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Hairy Wallaby: yeah that made me made when i had to go sit with you trouble makers
Xx3white rice3xX: ok here is mine tell me what i should change
Xx3white rice3xX: to become a multi-billionaire and beable to have the girl of my dreams. If all else fails eat lots of spam and have a heart attack. MMMMM
Hairy Wallaby: yeah thats great just add this at the end....................I'm lonely at home with my webcam, wanna join me???
Xx3white rice3xX: haha no
Hairy Wallaby: yeah that perfect
Xx3white rice3xX: no dude no
Xx3white rice3xX: find something else
Hairy Wallaby: write something about you bum bum
Xx3white rice3xX: something else
Hairy Wallaby: or better yet to go panda hunting in miniasia
Xx3white rice3xX: ?never sneeze while brusing you teeth
Hairy Wallaby: nah
Xx3white rice3xX: in mini asia???
Hairy Wallaby: you know zoolander when they kept saying malaisa wrong or what not
Xx3white rice3xX: here we go ...... if all else fails eat 50 pounds of spam travel to miniasia and go panda hunting.
Hairy Wallaby: thats it thats the hotness
Xx3white rice3xX: yeah ...
Hairy Wallaby: brb i need ice cream
Xx3white rice3xX: k
Hairy Wallaby: ok so milky way
Xx3white rice3xX: yes
Hairy Wallaby: io
Xx3white rice3xX: io? 8========
Xx3white rice3xX: g spot
Hairy Wallaby: always
Xx3white rice3xX: o yes
Hairy Wallaby:
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Xx3white rice3xX: dis ciet suckz, i neba get da singo gurhz, alwayz gotta steal dem, why da heo dint dey jes wait fo me befo jumpinz into a relationship
Hairy Wallaby: fuck me
Xx3white rice3xX: haha fag
Xx3white rice3xX:

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Xx3white rice3xX: haha
Xx3white rice3xX: fuck ass
Hairy Wallaby: who wrote that
Xx3white rice3xX: i dont know
Xx3white rice3xX: i cant say
Hairy Wallaby: thank but im guessing it was an asian
Xx3white rice3xX: i got the face before you
Xx3white rice3xX: yes
Hairy Wallaby: llew ruoy yag
Xx3white rice3xX:

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Hairy Wallaby: thats fucked up
Xx3white rice3xX: why
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Hairy Wallaby: wait a sec
Xx3white rice3xX: haha your gay you cant do it
Xx3white rice3xX: u ass fuck
Hairy Wallaby:
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Xx3white rice3xX:

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Xx3white rice3xX: yeah
Xx3white rice3xX:

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Xx3white rice3xX: what now
Hairy Wallaby: hahaha thats number 1
Xx3white rice3xX: indeed
Xx3white rice3xX: o i have so got one if it will work
Xx3white rice3xX:

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Xx3white rice3xX: it worked yes
Hairy Wallaby: oh my god this has to be the greatest stuff ive seen in my life
Hairy Wallaby: i think ill post it on lj
Xx3white rice3xX: yes
Xx3white rice3xX: ok who else can we make fun of
Hairy Wallaby: oh how bout rob make him fucking a goat
Xx3white rice3xX: haha if i can make a goat
Hairy Wallaby: let me see if i can make one you work on rob
Xx3white rice3xX:

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Hairy Wallaby:

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Xx3white rice3xX: yes
Hairy Wallaby: yeah that made me made when i had to go sit with you trouble makers
Xx3white rice3xX: ok here is mine tell me what i should change
Xx3white rice3xX: to become a multi-billionaire and beable to have the girl of my dreams. If all else fails eat lots of spam and have a heart attack. MMMMM
Hairy Wallaby: yeah thats great just add this at the end....................I'm lonely at home with my webcam, wanna join me???
Xx3white rice3xX: haha no
Hairy Wallaby: yeah that perfect
Xx3white rice3xX: no dude no
Xx3white rice3xX: find something else
Hairy Wallaby: write something about you bum bum
Xx3white rice3xX: something else
Hairy Wallaby: or better yet to go panda hunting in miniasia
Xx3white rice3xX: ?never sneeze while brusing you teeth
Hairy Wallaby: nah
Xx3white rice3xX: in mini asia???
Hairy Wallaby: you know zoolander when they kept saying malaisa wrong or what not
Xx3white rice3xX: here we go ...... if all else fails eat 50 pounds of spam travel to miniasia and go panda hunting.
Hairy Wallaby: thats it thats the hotness
Xx3white rice3xX: yeah ...
Hairy Wallaby: brb i need ice cream
Xx3white rice3xX: k
Hairy Wallaby: ok so milky way
Xx3white rice3xX: yes
Hairy Wallaby: io
Xx3white rice3xX: io? 8========
Xx3white rice3xX: g spot
Hairy Wallaby: always
Xx3white rice3xX: o yes
Hairy Wallaby: </*.*\>
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Xx3white rice3xX: dis ciet suckz, i neba get da singo gurhz, alwayz gotta steal dem, why da heo dint dey jes wait fo me befo jumpinz into a relationship
Hairy Wallaby: fuck me
Xx3white rice3xX: haha fag
Xx3white rice3xX:

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Xx3white rice3xX: haha
Xx3white rice3xX: fuck ass
Hairy Wallaby: who wrote that
Xx3white rice3xX: i dont know
Xx3white rice3xX: i cant say
Hairy Wallaby: thank but im guessing it was an asian
Xx3white rice3xX: i got the face before you
Xx3white rice3xX: yes
Hairy Wallaby: llew ruoy yag
Xx3white rice3xX:

| |
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( . )( . )
| |
Xx3white rice3xX: tits
Hairy Wallaby: thats fucked up
Xx3white rice3xX: why
Hairy Wallaby: | |
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( . )( . )
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Hairy Wallaby: wait a sec
Xx3white rice3xX: haha your gay you cant do it
Xx3white rice3xX: u ass fuck
Hairy Wallaby:
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</*.*\>
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//
--
(.)(.)
/ /
Xx3white rice3xX:

haha
Xx3white rice3xX: yeah
Xx3white rice3xX:

8==:-*=D<
(.)(.)
/| |\
(*)
/ \
Xx3white rice3xX: what now
Hairy Wallaby: hahaha thats number 1
Xx3white rice3xX: indeed
Xx3white rice3xX: o i have so got one if it will work
Xx3white rice3xX:

=-O
/|/
;-)|----(|)====8 |
/ /\ /\
jerry style 101
Xx3white rice3xX: it worked yes
Hairy Wallaby: oh my god this has to be the greatest stuff ive seen in my life
Hairy Wallaby: i think ill post it on lj
Xx3white rice3xX: yes
Xx3white rice3xX: ok who else can we make fun of
Hairy Wallaby: oh how bout rob make him fucking a goat
Xx3white rice3xX: haha if i can make a goat
Hairy Wallaby: let me see if i can make one you work on rob
Xx3white rice3xX:

:-!
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Hairy Wallaby: <__*^________;
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Xx3white rice3xX: i guess that is a goat
Hairy Wallaby:
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Hairy Wallaby: thats my goat but it sucks
Xx3white rice3xX: lol
Hairy Wallaby:
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Hairy Wallaby: i kinda made rob bigger
Xx3white rice3xX: PENIS
Xx3white rice3xX: YES
Hairy Wallaby: sounds great
Xx3white rice3xX: I LIKE PUSSY NOT PENIS
Hairy Wallaby: alright
Xx3white rice3xX: JERRY LOVES PENIS HE LIKES IT IN THE ASS
Hairy Wallaby: man thats super
Xx3white rice3xX: YESSSSSSSS DIRTY NATE LIKES IT IN THE ASS
Hairy Wallaby: dirty nate????? do you mean sanchez
Xx3white rice3xX: POST THIS
Hairy Wallaby: ok
Xx3white rice3xX: NO JERRY IS DIRTY NATE CALL HIM THAT
Hairy Wallaby: ahaha ok alright
Xx3white rice3xX: well i have to go soon my mom is tellin me to go to sleep
Hairy Wallaby: ah yeah i should go soon also
Xx3white rice3xX: post it!!!!!!
Hairy Wallaby: i will jill don't freak out and crap your pants

Senior Crap

Tue, 24 Sep 2002 01:41:08 GMT

Well I just got done finishing this stupid senior survery. Yeah it was tough but of course I did it. Now I have a senior information sheet, yeah what a bunch of shit. So my day lets see gay, bad, poo, stupid, crap, etc etc. 1st that gay racist mr joe yelled at me b/c he hates me. yeah i hope he and about 98% of the band would die in a horrible bad something. Why? B/c I HATE THEM AND THE ARE THE STUPIDIST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. SHIT!!! 2nd Test crap maybe fail proabably did. Lunch ok 3rd stupid work sheet and boring movie. 4th stippiling yeah that was alright but still it didn't bring up my day. got home ate a sandwich then took a nap on the couch. god sounds great doesn't it. yeah well on to another subject i have this friend who i never see and rarely talk to. yeah she seems to think that i don't update enough. man what a loser. yeah and guess what else she won't wear pants, socks, a trash bag, and 2 watermelon to school. why not you ask? b/c id look stupid. man what kind of excuss is that. yeah thats what i thought too. yeah and she wouldn't even go to school with no hair. man what kind of friend is that. alright well im gonna go die now or fix a sandwich. goodnight

Scary Stuff

Sun, 22 Sep 2002 00:50:06 GMT

Man it got kinda scary a short while ago. My neighbors kid disappeared. He just started walking a short while ago and he was just gone while his mom had her back turned. She started freaking out and running around and we all went out there and started looking for him. But of course ol' Cam is just inside playing. It turned out that he had just gone in and shut the door behind him. That has to be traumatizing to a parent. When there son just disappears. Yeah and now 2 of my best friends, who used to be best friends are no like no longer friends. And I'm really sad b/c I love spending time with both of them even though one doesn't live here but its really changed some stuff. Yeah today sucked. I slept and went to church. Yep, quite exciting. Bye

Life And Why It Sucks.

Tue, 17 Sep 2002 01:38:53 GMT

Yeah I think I'm going to write a book about this very subject. Yeah lifes alright for now but it still sucks. Yeah I bet there are alot of you kids sitting out there reading this and you are thinking " Man I can't wait till my senior year, it's going to be so easy, he he!" Well FUCK that. Yeah news flash kiddies its not. Theres so much shit to do. Lets see picture ($$$$) God do you know how expensive those little pieces of shit were yeah almost $200. Ain't that some shit. Yeah then theres these senior ambition things. Shit I don't know what to put. I haven't even thought about what to write so if you wanna some little kid reading this maybe you could do it for me. And theres a shit load of other gay shit that we need to do. Now your probably think oh I can handle that oh my thats going to be nothing. But wait thats not it. Then theres the pressure from you parents to take all these long test pointless test that start at 2 am. Then they want you to go to Yale or some shit like that and your like sorry mom to disapoint you but I'm stupid. This creates loads of stress and worries. And right now I think Im worring to much. But theres so much to worry about. School..Life...School...Life...Money...Moving...and so much more I don't think you people will ever understand. Yeah well now I'm spent. Goodnignt

Hm

Thu, 12 Sep 2002 01:26:17 GMT

The last few days have been tuff. First I couldn't really eat. But now I can. Now I'm having speech problems. At first it was b/c the pain with the tongue. Now it doesn't hurt too bad but I have like a lisp or something. I really hope it goes away. I get picked on and made fun of. I really close to suicide. Wait Joke. Yeah well I was bored and I wanted to talk to some one. Now I feel better. Thanks. Well I'm going to eat some ice cream. Later

No School For Me

Mon, 09 Sep 2002 20:37:20 GMT

Well I didn't go to school today. Now you might be wondering Why Beni? Don't you know school is cool you should go. Yes yes I know this. But I couldn't. See I had surgery on my tongue. Yep thats what I did today. This is what happened I woke up this morning around 8 and got dressed and stuff and left around 8:30 to go to the Cedar Lake Surgery Center or something like that. So we get there do the paper work stuff and then they take me back into this room where they made me put on that dress thing. So I sat there with this very warm blanket and watched tv. Then they came and got me and I went to the operating room. There they sprayed my mouth with this numbing liquid stuff. Then Dr. Wilson (my surgeon) gave me some shots of novicaine. This had to be the most painful part of the procedure. Then he started cuting out that thing under my tongue. Then he put in some stickes. And then I was done. I got dressed and went back out to my mommy. Then we left there and went to see my dad at work. And I got a nice Wendy's Shake. But I couldn't drink it b/c when I tried I started drooling and I was like hm thats not cool I'll wait for this numbing stuff to wear off. Then we left there went to Save A Center and filled my prescription and got some soup. Then I came home and sat around doing nothing then I had my soup which was Tomato w/ Goldfish in it. It was pretty good but I couldn't eat it b/c I really hurts to put stuff in my mouth. Yeah well I'm bored so im going. Talk to you kids later. Bye Bye

New #1 Day In My Life

Sat, 31 Aug 2002 05:29:01 GMT

Today was great. Ok so school was school (GAY). Then we had to go to all this (GAY) Band SHIT!!!!!!! Ok well then we went Marc and I went over to Steves house where we had a great dinner. Then we played some NBA Street. That was some funny shit b/c Marc kept jumping up and shouting profanities. Well I did shit my pants. Then we got the the band hall a little late. And I got my pants and I started to put them on and when I pulled them up the bottom came up to my knees. I was like oh my these must not be my pants. Well then I went to Ms Love and I was like I do not believe these are my pants. She said oh what number is it. I said not mine. She said alright what number is yours. I said I don't know. Then she asked my name. I said my names Beni Laing. Then she was like oh alright. Then she started to look for mine and was like you play trombone right. I was like no I'm Beni Laing, I play Sax. So she goes to the saxes and was like your name isn't here. THen I was like DAMN MY NAME IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE BITCH!@!@!@!@! Ok then I got my pants and they were still slightly small but i fixed that up. Then Rob barely fit in his uniform and that was mighty funny. Then we left and got on the bus and got stuck in the mud. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah......................................................... Then we were in the stands and all these stinky gay band people were doing these gay dances and we laughed and made fun of them. Marc got up behind this shim and was like this guy is gay and just point and laughed at him. I must of went my pants multiple times. Then we went and made fun of this guy we call dirty sancho. I laughed so much. So we are supposidly leaving the band hall at like 10:15 we shit we get there at 11 fucking oclock I was mighty mad and this wasn't going to stand so i threw a hanger on the ground. That will teach those stupid bitches. Oh yeah then I was walking into the band hall and I was talking to stephen and I feel someones hand grab my ass. I turned and Brittney and Darnell were standing behind me I was like uh excuse me and Brittney was like That was Darnell. I kinda guessed it was her so I was like um darnell dont grab asses man your gay you know just so she didn't feel bad or nothing. Then we left and went to Wendys at like 11:30 and I was ordering and I was like I would like a number 5 with no onions and the lady was like a number 5 with a coke. (Stupid People) So I said and I quote," OR ONIONS" yes sir i wasn't taking any of her lip. Then I got a root beer. Yeah then on the way home we told my father about all the gay people in band and how much they need a bath. Well Late it is. Big day tomorrow. Good Night Holla at your dogs!!

Been A While

Sat, 24 Aug 2002 01:07:13 GMT

Man I haven't done this in a while. I guess thats b/c I have nothing to write about. Thats b/c my days pretty much suck. Well man today was pretty funny. I went to the doc and this man has to be the funniest doctors I've ever been too. He was talking about "those god damn insurance companies" and how they won't "leave his damn ass alone". I couldn't stop laughing. Then we went to walmart and the pharmacist person was this black guy with the rows and all and I was like oh man why would a guy like that be in here. Well then I heard his voice, man he sounded sorta like a girlier michael jackson. I really had to hold back the laughter. Well then I came home and chilled with marc and pablo then chunky showed up and he bought us stuff at the store and on the way back this guy named Mr. Bill stopped us to talk about stuff. Well this had to be the best part of my day. He was like, "Do you know who these fuckers are who keep bashing in all these damn mailboxes, I you guys know maybe you could try to stop all this shit. If I catch any of those fucking bastards doing that to my mail box I'm going to bury their fucking ass". And he just kept going but it was in the calmest voice I've ever heard. This is another point in my day when I couldn't stop laughing then he told us if we wanted to he would take all of us to Jazzland and he would pay for it all. I was like shit yeah. Well I stink and I'm extremly bored so I think I will go take a shower and eat dinner. Well holla and keep it real.

1st Weekend Of School

Mon, 12 Aug 2002 00:08:17 GMT

Man this was a great weekend. I had alot of fun. So heres the low down.......
Saturday
I woke up and I got on Aim and talked to Brandon and decided that we wanted to do something. So I got cleaned up and he came over and we went free bowling. That was pretty cool but it was like really crowded and I got my ass kicked...Then we went back to his house and tried to get things organized for a movie. Then we went to the car stores to get the super whites for his car then we went home and put them in. Then Jason and Christina came over and were ready to go so we went. We were going to the mall to get Heather and go to see Signs. We went to the movie it was pretty good but not great. Like certain people would like shit their pants over like the little shit. But it was all good. Then we went to Sonic and the fag patrol showed up and we left and went to Brandons house. We had planned a long night of sex and movie watching....but...Christina left so we just had a small threesome. We watched American Pie 2, talked, and had pleasure. We brought Heather home at like 3:30ish. Then Brandon and I went back and made some fucked up Korn Dogs and we watch old school cartoons. Then we went sleep.

Sunday
I woke up at like 11:30 and got up and watched some cartoons then around 2 something we got around to making some breakfast. We made some scrambled eggs, spicy sausage, and nasty french toast. It was pretty fun since neither of us knew how to cook it. Then we at it watch some tv and then got ready to go. Today turned out to be twin day so Brandon and I both wore the same shirts, blue jean shorts and no boxers. It was pretty funny. Then we picked up Heather and Christina who agreed to wear skirts today. So we went bowling and that fag one so it wasn't cool. We went to the mall. We went to Brandon's and had sex and stuff. Then his mom kicked us out which wasn't cool so yesh.

It was all fun so yeah. I think I'm hungry so I'm going to have some dinner. Later Gator

First Day Of School

Fri, 09 Aug 2002 00:51:12 GMT

I HATE SCHOOL!!! Today sucked. We didn't do anything but it sucked. I hate all my classes. They are long, boring, and gay. God I can't wait for this year to be over with. I have the worlds biggest headache. I'm tired. I'm tired. And I have a headache. I don't like school. Goodbye

Thu, 08 Aug 2002 02:03:48 GMT

So today was good/bad. It started off good went to a bad part, then went back to good. Well heres the story....

I woke up this morning with a phone call from Heather. She was saying that she wasn't sure if she could go to the movies this afternoon. Well I was like shit what else could go wrong. It seems like every time we try to do something it gets fucked up. Well then Brandon call we talked and he decieded he would come over until everyone was ready. So we chilled and did some racing. Then once everyone was ready we went over to Heathers and we were already late for the first showing so it was like oh well fuck it lets go bowling. So we went to the bowling alley and hit up the lanes. I did okey dokey but B won I think. Then we went over to the mall. We were running sorta late I guess. So B and I went to the Dollar store to get some candy for the movie. Then we went to the theater but shit the movie had started and who likes walking into a movie thats already started....um...not me so fuck that. Well we some people were like lets go to a sit down non fast food restraunt so we went to Taco Bell. But I got some bouncy balls so it was cool. Then we went and played in Hudsons. That was fun. Then we went back to the mall to get some pandas and bouncy balls. B found a Panda. And I got like 4 bouncy balls. Then B went to work and Christina, Heather, and I went to go get Ashley so we could go to Classy and Walmart. Classy was pretty boring and hot so poo on that. Walmart was fun except that I spilled shampoo on my shirt and it looked like "stuff". That made me slightly mad. We then moved on to Rid Aid. That was ok. We just played in shampoo and walked around. I got Pop Rocks. Pop Rocks are good. Christina has never had Pop Rocks. Wtf. Who here has not had Pop Rocks....No one everyone has had Pop Rocks they are good. Well then we went to Heathers and talked about sex and had alittle. So I walked home and watched parts of Lord Of The Rings with my brothers. It looked ok. I will have to watch the rest some other day. So moving on school starts tomorrow. SHIT FUCK DAMN BITCH FUCK FUCK DAMN HELL POO!!!!!!! Im not looking forward to it. I hate it. Last Year Of IT. Great. But wait.....I still have more school. SHIT STINKY. WELL SHIT POOP Goodnight!!!!!!

Senior Picture Day

Wed, 07 Aug 2002 02:43:51 GMT

Today was the day we were supposed to go pick up our pictures. Brandon came over and we went up there to meet Nick and get our pictures. We go there got our pictures, talked to the lady, and checked out Nicks system. Then we went over to Randys and chilled there for a little while. Nick had to go back to school to fix his schedule and stuff. So B and I ran over to Subway to get some lunch. We got it and were leaving and I was swinging my bag this and it just broke and my sandwich and chips went flying back. I was like JESUS CHRIST, and there we're people around too so it was slightly embarassing. Then we went to his house and waited on Nick and watched Cops & Robbersons. Nick left so we were bored so we decided to do some free bowling. Haven't done that in a while. We got a lane next to this lady and her son??? Well the kid did all the bowling and the lady was always like DAMN you almost got them or SHIT why can't you hit them. The kid was like she always cusses when i do that and he kept doing it. It was really funny. Then Jeff, Ben, Michael, and Dustin showed up and they were pretty funny too. Expecially Josh he kept taking forever to bowl and everyone would yell at him. Then we stole some coasters and took pictures of penis looking objects and stuff. Then he and I went to my house, he got ready for work, I chilled with Pablo and this fat guy. Then everyone left and I ate dinner (steak & baked potatos). Now I'm sitting here looking at my pictures thinking man they suck really bad. I hate pictures. Cameras are the Devil. They try to steal your soul. Fuck!!!

Jones

Tue, 06 Aug 2002 02:53:04 GMT

Well the last 2 days have been ok. Yesterday I went to Pascaguealjfla;jaoq. Christina dropped off her amazing present (10 Big Bouncy Balls and alot of girl crap) Thanks!! Then today I hung out with Brandon. We watched some Ghost and The Darkness, good movie, we ate some jumbalya, changed some lights, and bought some bulbs. Yep thats my day jay. Oh I got some Jones. Its good. I like It jfklda;.eicne'cvioanvjlka Holla Back Young'n Goodnight